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I like when people spout of incorrect 
information, and you try to challenge them
and they argue with you. really? hold up, I
got my phone with unlimited data, lemme
f.ucking google it for you.

Me at 9PM: Yay, Walking Dead, this is going to be a great episode!
Me at 10PM: What. The. Actual. F*ck.

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like
you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me
 

there are two types of people in this world.
those who type "lol" and those who type "LOL"

Looking through old pictures of me makes me cry because what was I thinking?

I find it pathetically boring that so many people can't have fun without drinking, smoking, or abusing some kind of substance.
I hate it when I'm trying to sleep and my stupid ADHD kicks in and well basically...

Brain: One sheep
Brain: Two sheep
Brain: Three sheep
Brain: Cow
Brain: Turtle
Brain: Duck
Brain: Old McDonald had a farm
Brain: HEEEEEEY MACARENA!



i have a serious question

why do we have to go to school

like really

we dont learn anything that necessary for our future there anyways
*Yesterday*
SourceFed:
US government on brink of shutdown?!

*Today*
Everyone:
OMG the government is shutdown!

Well, that was fast.


When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting


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