Best Line Quotes Today

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you
The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?
What could a 4th grader
possibly need a Facebook
for? 
They be like:


 
"Line leader today. So powerful. #swag"
Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of? 

Boyfriend material
She hides all the pain inside with filling up her arms with pretty little lines.
I don't fraking care anymore. Do what you want to me. Say what you want to me. I think it all the time anyways, but don't you dare bring someone I care about into this. That's when you draw the line. That's when I become tempted to strangle you.
Lame pick up lines #1
Was your father a theif? 
'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
There is a thin line between word and world.
.


  Nobody's gonna feel
your pain

There's such a thin line between
Barely holding on, And letting go
 
 
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