I've never quite been comfortable with the fact that lionesses
raise the young and do all the hunting, while the lions lay around
all day in the shade.
... I mean, shouldn't the lionesses be fanning the lions?
Expecting the world to be fair just because you're fair is
like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didnt eat
it
It just doesnt work that way
What if lions yodeled
instead of roared? I mean, you can hear a lion's roar
from eight kilometers away, so imagine hearing a faint yodeling
in the middle of the African savannah.