All lists are black.
My aunt
gave
me a
list
of things
to get
done.
I put
it in
my purse
and
never
looked
at it
again.
So naturally
I told
her
it was
all 100%
taken
care
of.
Lets
be honest,
the
second
she
put
- Do Homework
on there, I quit....
- Do Homework
on there, I quit....
things to remember
1. Dump the friends that only talk to you when
they have something to complain about.2. Dump the boyfriend that only cares about you when it involves your body or your money or social status or any other asset.
3. Learn to love your face bare just as much as you love it made up.
4. Also love your hair...in it's natural state.
5. Don't let people control your life.
6. It may seem hard, but learn to let yourself be the only pilot of your dreams, your goals, your aspirations...
7. Change your life, doesn't have to be dramatic. The simple things work too.
8. Change your "I'll try"s to "I will"s.
9. Love your beauty, inner and outer.
10. Your feelings are always valid.
how to be happier than before
(much needed rewrite of an oldie)
1) love your friends as fiercely as possible.
2) take three deep breaths before you go to sleep every night. remind yourself of the simple actions your body can do on it's own.
3) when in doubt, ask. swallow the fear of embarrassment because no one will get upset with you for needing help. learn to ask slowly and kindly. shy away from demanding something or denying it, too. plant both feet on the ground, look up, and ask.
4) protect yourself, but don't fear vulnerability. getting hurt will teach you the lesson of when to build up your walls vs. when to let them down.
5) learn to forget the negative, try to forgive the negative, always attract the positive. positive vibes will only circulate around you if you welcome them in. send out as much good energy as you feel you can.
6) make lists when your mind is restless. cataloguing your mind will help you feel there is order in a seemingly scary world.
7) try to love yourself. talk yourself up in your mind and comfort yourself when you fall. treat yourself gently. imagine you are a plant. you need sunshine, water, food and love to grow into a fully formed being. don't deprive yourself of any of these. attach your self worth to nothing at all because you're worth something stable, not something that changes. count the leaves on the trees during spring.
8) if you're struggling, just close your eyes and tell yourself you are so much more than you think you are. trust your silly manta because it's true, and open your eyes again.
i'm not saying i do these like i totally don't but I'M TRYING and that's what matters ** from the original and as relevant as ever today.
What 2013 taught me
♦Nothing lasts forever. Get over it.
♦Life's gonna suck at times.
♦If you forgot, you did so for a reason
♦Remembering the forgotten thing will only drive you insane
♦People are annoying
♦t3h 3z!3$t wy 2 p!$$ $0m30n3 0ff !$ 2 typ3 l3!k d!$
♦Never date someone who's like a sibling to you, it ends badly.
♦Everyone leaves.
♦South Dakota weaher sucks.
♦Pastors = zombeh vampyres 'MUST EAT LORD'S FLESH. MUST DRINK LORD'S BLOOD'
♦Worship the almighty lord Satan.
♦There will be many sleepless nights.
♦The soul needs clensing. Tears and blood are the only way.
♦I'm my own worst enemy
♦Run from everything, you don't get hurt that way
♦There is hope for humanity
♦Girls really hate boys
♦David is the best doctor ever
♦Females are like always on their period. Like wtf.
♦Botdf sucks.
♦So does bvb
♦And dubstep
♦Jacky is hotter than Ronnie
♦Ronnie + rap = can you not.
♦Witty = Such Tumblr, So girl, Much wow
♦Bowties are cool
♦If you run around with marks on your arms, screaming 'Count the shadows' people will ask if you're okay.
♦I've wasted so much of my life on Zelda
♦Same with Pokemon
♦And so much more with Kingdom Hearts
♦Get Scared = life
♦So does Greenday
♦And Nirvana
♦Love does exist. Good luck finding it.
♦Boys suck. And not the good kind of suck.
♦You shouldn't play HaHa You're Dead by Greenday at a funeral, no matter how terrible of a person they were...
♦Nice guys finish last.
♦Some songs have great lyrics but terrible singers
♦Add Bruno Mars to the list of artists that suck
♦Humans are like a water balloon that's over full. If you throw them at a wall, they splatter everywhere
♦50 Shades of Grey is a terrible book. It hardly has a story line
♦By the Time You Read This, I'll be Dead is a fantastic book
♦Bananas are evil
♦Lists are cool
♦Not as cool as Bowties and fez's though
♦DON'T
♦BLINK.
♦My name opens many opprotunities for unoriginal jokes.
♦End every sentence with 'sigh' for a dramatic effect. Sigh.
♦People start making these lists before Christmas. I mean c'mon.
♦Procrastination is better than life
♦I have too much sweg
♦If anyone reads this far, I love you
♦Smile. It's better for everyone around you.
♦People are going to get butthurt because I said their music taste sucks
♦There will also be a religious war in the comments.
♦People will favourite anything
♦People will also yell at you for putting 'u' in things like favourite and colour
Overall, this year has been fantastic. But honestly, that's mostly because I found Witty. Thanks guys. I hope next year is even more brilliant than this one.
♦Nothing lasts forever. Get over it.
♦Life's gonna suck at times.
♦If you forgot, you did so for a reason
♦Remembering the forgotten thing will only drive you insane
♦People are annoying
♦t3h 3z!3$t wy 2 p!$$ $0m30n3 0ff !$ 2 typ3 l3!k d!$
♦Never date someone who's like a sibling to you, it ends badly.
♦Everyone leaves.
♦South Dakota weaher sucks.
♦Pastors = zombeh vampyres 'MUST EAT LORD'S FLESH. MUST DRINK LORD'S BLOOD'
♦Worship the almighty lord Satan.
♦There will be many sleepless nights.
♦The soul needs clensing. Tears and blood are the only way.
♦I'm my own worst enemy
♦Run from everything, you don't get hurt that way
♦There is hope for humanity
♦Girls really hate boys
♦David is the best doctor ever
♦Females are like always on their period. Like wtf.
♦Botdf sucks.
♦So does bvb
♦And dubstep
♦Jacky is hotter than Ronnie
♦Ronnie + rap = can you not.
♦Witty = Such Tumblr, So girl, Much wow
♦Bowties are cool
♦If you run around with marks on your arms, screaming 'Count the shadows' people will ask if you're okay.
♦I've wasted so much of my life on Zelda
♦Same with Pokemon
♦And so much more with Kingdom Hearts
♦Get Scared = life
♦So does Greenday
♦And Nirvana
♦Love does exist. Good luck finding it.
♦Boys suck. And not the good kind of suck.
♦You shouldn't play HaHa You're Dead by Greenday at a funeral, no matter how terrible of a person they were...
♦Nice guys finish last.
♦Some songs have great lyrics but terrible singers
♦Add Bruno Mars to the list of artists that suck
♦Humans are like a water balloon that's over full. If you throw them at a wall, they splatter everywhere
♦50 Shades of Grey is a terrible book. It hardly has a story line
♦By the Time You Read This, I'll be Dead is a fantastic book
♦Bananas are evil
♦Lists are cool
♦Not as cool as Bowties and fez's though
♦DON'T
♦BLINK.
♦My name opens many opprotunities for unoriginal jokes.
♦End every sentence with 'sigh' for a dramatic effect. Sigh.
♦People start making these lists before Christmas. I mean c'mon.
♦Procrastination is better than life
♦I have too much sweg
♦If anyone reads this far, I love you
♦Smile. It's better for everyone around you.
♦People are going to get butthurt because I said their music taste sucks
♦There will also be a religious war in the comments.
♦People will favourite anything
♦People will also yell at you for putting 'u' in things like favourite and colour
Overall, this year has been fantastic. But honestly, that's mostly because I found Witty. Thanks guys. I hope next year is even more brilliant than this one.
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE
INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a monkey butt"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a monkey butt"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
activities that soothe the
soul
bike-riding - the feeling of freedom
baking - the satisfaction of creation
playing piano - music from your finger tips!
writing - the feeling of the unconscious
t a k i n g o v e r
reading - the feeling of escapism
eating - bliss in your stomach
sleeping - dreaming is like flying!
listening to music - both calming & exhilirating
meditating - teaching serenity
phone-calls - contemplation, meaningful talks
day-dreaming - another world
y o u r wor l d
doodling - the artist inside of all of us
even the u n - a r t i s t i c
So I went into the bathrooms at
school today, and this is what I saw written on the door of the
stall:
Things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Irony
3. Lists
Things I hate:
1. Vandalism
2. Irony
3. Lists
WITTY
SURVEY:
cross off the things you've done.
Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected Something really Stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped School
Skipped a class
Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you
didn't do
Stolen books from a
library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to seaworld.
Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at
once.
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierecd
cross off the things you've done.
Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Gone to a rock concert
Gone fishing
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Ran a marathon
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Had Detention
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Fired a gun.
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Got a tattoo.
