Lmao Quotes

I was once reading a horribly written story on Wattpad and in one of the chapters, the girl started her period early so she went to the bathroom to put on a tampon. Then, her boyfriend walks into the bathroom all casually and has a conversation with her as she is putting in a tampon. 

#Relationshipgoals




one time, i woke up in the middle of the night
and i forgot i was at home, and don't get me wrong, it was the second night i was home from school and clearly forgot, i hadn't been home for three and a half months almost. so, i woke up and looked to my right and saw hair and immediately reached for my wall, because at school my bed is against a wall, and when i reached, i grabbed air and started freaking out because i was like omfg i got wasted last night and idk where the hell i am and there is a stranger next to me omgomg what did i do and literally it took me a solid five minutes to figure out the it was my dog, and my mother heard me freaking out and ran into my room and asked me what was wrong and i was bawling my eyes out at this point and she's now rubbing my back as i explain that i didn't realize it was the dog next to me and it took like ten minutes after that for me to finally stop crying and was able for her to leave and it was like the worst night ever because that is when i learned one of my biggest fears and it was not fun at all.



 




honestly i have a huge obsession with
miley cyrus, one direction, and justin bieber and i can honestly live with that shame



 
Spooning? More like let's see how
much "accidental" booty wiggling it
takes to get him hard.
A flock of white girls is called a migraine.
If you're ever in a different country and want to say wh0re but don't know the language...

Just say Kardashian, they'll know what you mean.



i can't control the weather and you can't control yourself...



*Girls status on Facebook*
Her: I wish wkknds were longer! :'(


Me: Weekends* There ya go.
*Girl hands me note*
"Do you like me?
(Yes) or (No)"
Me:...uhhh...*Circles or*


Does February march?

No, but April may.
*slaps random calendar*
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