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My friend was born on February 29th, 1996. 
She will be turning five years old next year! 
Isn't that so exciting?! 
History teacher: Is that tweety bird?
Me:No, its an emoji.
Teacher: Is that pokemon or something?
White girls be like: Starbucksssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Asian girls be like: NOODLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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 Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
          I was doing great until I ran out of stars. -with
Tori

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♪♫MUSIC ASKS♪♫
01:A song you like with a color in the title: White Teeth Teens- Lorde or The Gold (Shipped) Standard- Fall Out Boy  02:A song you like with a number in the title:1985- Bowling For Soup or Pop 101- Marianas Trench  03:A song that reminds you of summertime:Party Rock Anthem- LMFAO 04:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: N/A 05:A song that needs to be played LOUD:Caraphernelia- Pierce the Veil ft. Jeremy McKinnon, All Signs Point to Lauderdale- A Day to Remember, The Best Thing (That Never Happened)-We are the In Crowd, Heroes- All Time Low 06:A song that makes you want to dance: I Feel like Dancin'-ATL/Dance,Dance- FOB 07:A song to drive to: Fast in my Car- Paramore 08:A song about drugs or alcohol: Lover Dearest- MT/Nine in the Afternoon- Panic! at the Disco 09:A song that makes you happy:Weightless-ATL/Sugar,We're Going Down-FOB 10:A song that makes you sad: Terrible Things- Mayday Parade, Lullabies- ATL,What a Catch,Donnie-FOB,Alibis-MT 11:A song that you never get tired of: Therapy-ATL♥ 12:A song from your preteen years:Love Story-Taylor Swift 13:One of your favorite 80’s songs:Don't You Forget about Me- Simple Minds 14:A song that you would love played at your wedding:Still into You- Paramore♥ 15:A song that is a cover by another artist: When I Grow Up- MP(Pussycat Dolls cover) Cable Car- ADtR(the Fray), Umberella- ATL(Rihanna)  16:One of your favorite classical songs:The Nutcracker- Tchaikovsky 17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke: Anything from High School Musical 18:A song from the year that you were born(1998): Backstreet's Back alright!, Tubthumping- Chumbawamba, Semi- Charmed Life- Third Eye Blind 19:A song that makes you think about life: Therapy-ATL 20:A song that has many meanings to you:Iris-Goo Goo Dolls 21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: Dear Maria, Count Me In-ATL,Amelia-Tonight Alive,Jamie All Over-MP 22:A song that moves you forward:The Reckless and the Brave- ATL/Long Live the Kids-WatIC 23:A song that you think everybody should listen to:Therapy-ATL 24:A song by a band you wish were still together: I'm Not Okay- My Chemcial Romance  25:A song by an artist no longer living: Billie Jean- Micheal Jackson, Imagine- John Lennon 26:A song that makes you want to fall in love:If these Sheets were the States-ATL,Red-TS 27:A song that breaks your heart:Skin & Bones-MT,Windows in Heaven-WatIC,Nobody's Home-Avril Lavigne,Bulls in the Bronx-PtV,Perfect-Simple Plan 28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love: Josh Ramsay,Alex Gaskarth, Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Hayley Williams, Vic Fuentes, etc.  29:A song that you remember from your childhood: Complicated- AL 30:A song that reminds you of yourself: For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic- Paramore

When you find out one of your best friends use to be obsessed with Twilight.
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my love for you is like pizza...





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That moment when you don't look good in a selfie #firstworldproblems



 
"So you wanna get back together?"
"Haha you're funny."
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