*Me and my friend Caitlin talking in
code*
"One day I'm not going to like unicorns but I think that the unicorns will be okay with it because unicorns are cool like that and I guess what I'm saying is, is that I've always like narwhals. But narwhals don't like me and lately I've been wanting to kill narwhals and I'm just confused and i don't know if I like unicorns or narwhals. and narwhals don't want me to like unicorns so its like ughhhh and I can't stop liking unicorns because I just starting liking them."
"One day I'm not going to like unicorns but I think that the unicorns will be okay with it because unicorns are cool like that and I guess what I'm saying is, is that I've always like narwhals. But narwhals don't like me and lately I've been wanting to kill narwhals and I'm just confused and i don't know if I like unicorns or narwhals. and narwhals don't want me to like unicorns so its like ughhhh and I can't stop liking unicorns because I just starting liking them."
Girls, STOP POSTING ABOUT YOUR FUHHKING PERIOD.
How would you like it if guys started posting about their d1cks?
in 4th grade we were
making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make
them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so
we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all
exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them
too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i
don’t know what does
Alex " Hi!"
Squire "GO SING!"
Alex "Hold on D!(kf*(ker!"
Jack "Hey! Matt is NOT a d!(kf*(ker!"
Alex "He IS a d!(kf*(ker I've seen-"
Squire "You don't know how to curse."
Alex "I don't... I just-"
Squire "Hey D!(kf*(ker!"
Alex "All my mind is capable of is pulling two out of nowhere and stringing
them together."
Alex "Hey Sh!+-"
Jack "Hey (0(k d!(k!"
Alex" Hey you $h!+ b@$+@rd!"
Rian "I'm gonna f*(k $h!+ you!"
Alex "I'mma $h!++ing f*(k on your head!"
TYPE YOUR NAME: Nicole
WITH YOUR FIST: Nik cvll.o.dr
WITH YOUR ELBOW: Nikollkcfer
WITH YOUR CHIN: Nkicl,de
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him--and I did not know how potent that part might be--that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
I hate french jokes
They're crèpe.
They're crèpe.
