food
logic: if you have milk left in your cereal bowl,
you can eat more cereal until it's gone
You cant spell AWESOME without ME
Sometimes
you
tell
someone
to never
call
you
again
and then the phone rings and you hope it's them.
It's the most twisted logic of all time.
and then the phone rings and you hope it's them.
It's the most twisted logic of all time.
A Mother's logic:
'Don't be so loud, I can hear you all the way in here!'
Less than five minutes later she is yelling at the T.V...
'You need to clean your room, it's like a pig pin!'
*looks around my room, the floor is clear and the bed is made...*
*peeks into her room....Clothes all over the floor, bed is a mess, junk is cluttered up against the wall from moving day...*
...Yeah mom...whatever you say..lol
'Don't be so loud, I can hear you all the way in here!'
Less than five minutes later she is yelling at the T.V...
'You need to clean your room, it's like a pig pin!'
*looks around my room, the floor is clear and the bed is made...*
*peeks into her room....Clothes all over the floor, bed is a mess, junk is cluttered up against the wall from moving day...*
...Yeah mom...whatever you say..lol
Someone explain how the popular girls can just
come into school half naked while I'm sitting in the office
because I'm showing my shoulders?
Highschool Musical Logic:
I don't want my basketball friends to know that I like musicals so I should sing about it and do an elaborate dance routine in front of them.
(tweet from Troye Sivan)
