Best Logic Quotes This Year



Me in ten years 

Girl you hated: Oh hey, haven’t seen you in ten years! Still obsessed with that Niall guy *says laughing*

Me: well….

Niall: Hey babe, ready to go?

Girl you hated: 
There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
— John von Neumann

My mom told me
I could eat as many M&M's as I wanted as soon as I put them in alphabetical order
 


I got a package earlier, and on the front it read "do not bend".

I thought to myself, "Well how exactly am I supposed to pick it up then?"





Sometimes  you  tell 
someone   to   never
call  you   again  and 
then the phone  rings 
and   you    hope   its 
them--  its  the  most 
twisted   logic  of  all
time.   -John Mayer





schools have stairs so that you can
throw yourselves down them



 
Me: *Has a heahache*
Me: *Listens to scream music*

...My logic

Girls: Omg, guys are such ãssholes.
Girls: All guys are sooooo dumb.
Girls: If you're not hot, then don't talk to me.
Girls: I hate guys sooooo much!
Girls: Guys don't realise that girls have feelings!
Girls: Guys are all cheaters and heartbreakers and they would be nothing without women!
Girls: ...Why don't any guys like me?

Logic.






 


boy: all girls care about is how they look, it's so annoying, i want a girl to play video games with me
girl: i play video games
boy: no you don't, you're fake, get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich, i'm so sick of fake gamer girls ugh
---
girl: i go for personality over looks
boy: *average looks, amazing personality*
girl: ew
boy: *awful personality, attractive*
girl: omg so perfect

ladies and gentlemen, i introduce the logic of teenagers

 

 "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."


 Me: My logic hasn't changed.

My quote
 


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