Lol Quotes



I CARE SO MUCH
I'M   SICK.

It blows my mind how many people don't care about environmental issues because they don't believe that they will ever be impacted by them
What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?

A girl waking up during s3x.
"I wish

there was a way to

 
 

know you're in the good old days

before you've actually left them."
 
- Andy from The Office
(:
Me trying to flirt



Hey


Hey how are you?


Good, how are you doing?


Good thanks and you?


Good and you?


Good thanks


Good


Sent


When
you
are
looking
at
your
cush
When
your
crush
looks
back
at
you



"Doctors are advising people who are sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know corners are always 90 degrees."

- Colin Mochrie from Whose Line


 
The madness won't stop until i'm deceased.

That moment #12
When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

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