Best Lol Quotes This Week

 

Okay guys, so...

               

        I'm going to be making a poster.

A poster with everyone's usernames on them.

It's going to take forever but I'm going to do it.

I need to know your usernames though....so,

please just comment anything or your username so

I know to add it to the poster.

When I finish, I will post a picture of it. 

I'll give you guys the link in a quote and you can see it finished.

Afterwards, I'm  going to hang it in my room :)




Comment so I can start! ♥



 

 

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Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.

Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:

"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

 

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop

but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..
 

Too ugly to date attractive people,

Too attractive to date ugly people.

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.



 

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.