Best Lol Quotes This Year

 



Okaguys, so...


               

        I'm going to be making a poster.

A poster with everyone's usernames on them.

It's going to take forever but I'm going to do it.

I need to know your usernames though....so,

please just comment anything or your username so

I know to add it to the poster.

When I finish, I will post a picture of it. 

I'll give you guys the link in a quote and you can see it finished.

Afterwards, I'm  going to hang it in my room :)




Comment so I can start! ♥




 




 





 
omfG
 
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT










 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

 









my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive







 
format jimmy365

 



a lot of my life

has been realizing that i would

cross oceans

for people who wouldn't

jump puddles for me



 
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.
 


If you're having a bad day

just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

i just want to go to
a coffee shop

on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop

but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

 

Too ugly tdatattractive people,

Too attractive tdatuglpeople.





i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.




 




i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.




 
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