Lolol Quotes

Brother: its half way through summer and you've been in your room this whole time, dont you have any friends?

Me:
Me:





Me: you really have no idea, do you











Guess whos texting me?







 

my hair is getting so long pretty soon it will cover my boobs and then i can stop wearing shirts
and become the mermaid i was always meant to be


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I'm Not Saying I Hate You...
B
ut If You Were Hurt..Like Really Bad..
And I Had A Phone To Call The Ambulance..
I Would Order A Pizza.

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts


Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded

Does my boobs hurt or am I having a heart attack

Am I on my period or do I have internal bleeding

These are our struggles


ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the
need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

 

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you want
to hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions


I don't go through peoples pictures on their phone cause I wasn't raised in the jungle

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