Perhaps Voldemort's face is so flat because
He ran into the wrong wall at the train station
He ran into the wrong wall at the train station
I imagine that when I die if
you look at the row I am buried in at the graveyard, amongst the
headstones that have touching comments like 'loving mother of
2' and 'left too soon' there will be my headstone with
the caption 'ran out of
frozen-yogurt'
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
Because I can see myself in your pants.
mary
had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
so my brother
just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why
and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those
pains every day' and i just
Remember
when
we were
kids,
and
you
weren't
my friend
coz'
I stole
your
pen?
Hi! I'm a quote. :D
guy: being outside is like the only
time I don't get bored.
me: aw that sucks.
guy: yeah I know.
me: you'd make a great hobo tho.
I thought I was being funny because
I honestly laughed for five minutes
at that, but he wasn't as amused.
time I don't get bored.
me: aw that sucks.
guy: yeah I know.
me: you'd make a great hobo tho.
I thought I was being funny because
I honestly laughed for five minutes
at that, but he wasn't as amused.
