Lolololol Quotes

"When I was a little boy." -My six year old brother's six year old friend. 
my school is so stupid. like,
I'm old enough to just not show
up to school and drop out, but I
need a note from my mom if I 
want to leave early. like, what?
no. legally I do not need my 
mother's permission to do 
anything. I'm almost 20 and
they run to my mommy. (we
can just overlook the fact that
I am almost 20 years old and
still in high school. thanks.)

"Are you Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for." 

'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne came
out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
I don't like your fun fact

no way
no way
I think you need to stop that


 
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
taylor swift: somebody date me I need a new song
Things Rick Astley will NEVER do
- Give you up
-Let you down
-Round aound
-Desert you
-Make you cry
-Say goodbye
-Tell a lie
-Hurt you

 
so I logged onto witty and
literally all I saw were quotes
about blood and periods.



                      Results Day.
                      The only day a sIut doesn't want a D.






I see you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
 

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