Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
Because I can see myself in your pants.
Well I hate pointless
status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate
I want my boyfriend to climb up and
knock on my window at night like every other
girl, but how
in the world do you climb up the side of a house to the top?
Knowing him, he'd fall anyway.
list of nice things to call people(alphabetical order);
•angel•bee
•babydoll
•baby
•cupcake
•cutie
•dandelion
•darling
•dearest
•doll
•dove
•flower
•gem
•kitten
•moon
•moonbaby
•lovely
•pearl
•petal
•precious
•semenlicker
•sunray
•sweetest
•sweet thing
•wonderful
*In the middle of writing a really awesome quote*
"Internet Conection Lost"
Me: ...
China: ...
Patrick: ...
McDonalds: .....
Me: ...... HEADACHES, YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES!!!!
"Internet Conection Lost"
Me: ...
China: ...
Patrick: ...
McDonalds: .....
Me: ...... HEADACHES, YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES!!!!
I cut corners while
running laps
in gym because
I'm a fearless b/stard.
running laps
in gym because
I'm a fearless b/stard.
can we pass a law that all guys have to wear
suits? ok thanks.
I guess that would make it a… lawsuit
Friend: You're insecure.
Me: Shut up!! I will come to your house in the middle of the night and slit your throat with a pair of rusty sissors!!!
Friend: *gulps*
