So yesterday I discovered that my girlfriend was cheating on me,
today it was her birthday, i thought why not make this birthday
of her the worst day of her life, so my plan was to poop and then
put the poop in a gift box! So i did it and gave her the
poop-gift with a letter about her cheating on me in it! Then I
left her house immediately! Now i am excited about her
reaction!
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minutes ago - 4 days left to answer.
NEVER when someone catches on fire
do
I see them "stop.
drop. and roll."
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My girlfriend cheated on me?
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My girlfriend cheated on me?
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jimmy365
I like the creatures.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
Try this new Energy Drink they said
It's healthy they said
It works! They said
It tastes amazing they said
...
...
I'm just gonna say I hate it because it's healthy
Lolno
They were wrong.
Bastards.
It's healthy they said
It works! They said
It tastes amazing they said
...
...
I'm just gonna say I hate it because it's healthy
Lolno
They were wrong.
Bastards.
Am I the only one who forgot that Miley Cyrus is engaged?
Just me?
Me *In the shower*: IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A
KING SOMEDAY
Me *Into hairbrush*: WHAT IF I CAN'T FORGET YOU? I'LL BURN your name into my THROAT. I'll be the fire that'll CATCH YOU
Me *Running around the house*: Can we create something beautiful and DESTROY IT?!
Me *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch*: MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOT ME
Me *Into hairbrush*: WHAT IF I CAN'T FORGET YOU? I'LL BURN your name into my THROAT. I'll be the fire that'll CATCH YOU
Me *Running around the house*: Can we create something beautiful and DESTROY IT?!
Me *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch*: MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOT ME
This.. My friends, Is a normal day for me.
