Best Long Quotes Ever


maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes
It's easy to tell when some people are mad.
Either their responses are wayy too long.
Or their responses are one worded with no smiley faces.
How much more obvious can you get!?


                                                              
Apple was going to make an iPod for kids,
but apparently the name "itouch kids" didn't go so well.
Hmm....wonder why..


 
I want a relationship where nothing matters.

We dance with no music.
We laugh at nothing.
We kiss whenever anywhere.
We look at each other and tell each other "I love you" all the time.

I want a gentleman. I want someone who will take me to a movie with pizza instead of a fancy restaraunt.

Call me old fashioned, but I want a love that will last forever. A love where the only things that matter are Him and I.




You know how my week goes by?
Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy                       Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy               Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy   Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy   FriSatSun  





 
Love is key to a long and happy life.
Excuse me, I need to go die in a corner after I weep my weight in tears.
 
Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.





 


Everytime I see someone post a long quote, and it has a lot of faves, I just silently congratulate
in my head to all of those people patient enough to read something so ungodly long.


like good for you, you go wittians who read long quotes through to the end

I need you here,
But you're so far.
I need your warmth,
Your scent,
Your calming words.
I need you,
But i guess that's a
hopeless wish.



I don't get the people that never reply to my coments on their quotes.
It's like just because you have 300 faves that doesn't mean you have the right to ignore me.




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