Best Loser Quotes This Year

 

do you ever have one of those moments where you just stop and think, "oh my god, i'm a loser."?


 





          Doctor: So are you sexually active?
          Me: No.
          Doctor: Ha.  Loser.





What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
IMAGINATION!
The best way to make somebody remember you,
borrow money from them.
Person: Hey! Wanna hang out?
Me: Oh my gosh. How do I get myself out of this?



A loser might just beat a
genius through hard work and determination.




                                                                                                                         SOMETIMES I WANT TO PEEL AWAY 
          all  mY  skin 
                 and  find a different me

      UNDERNEATH.

 
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Everytime I talk to someone
I feel like I'm annoying them
 
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Okay so I'm in the library
and I plugged in my headphones
to listen to some study music,
but I didn't plug it in all the way
so some music was playing out loud.
Everyone could hear it.
I didn't realize this
till the librarian came over
and notified me15 minutes later.

"You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
"No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
"I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
A couple other people around me nodded.
"Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.




 I've never been so embarrassed
and flattered at the same time
      

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My brother: Losersaywhat
Me: What?
Him: Loser! *Starts laughing and dancing*
Me: *Rolls my eyes at his immaturity*
He's 24...
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