Avoid those who attempt
to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the
self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to
diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move
on.
i'm sorry my brain has turned to mush, i promise it wasn't always this way.
my cheeks are red, my brain must have overheated.
i can't even rhyme anymore.
you can hold my hand and heart whenever you want.
i think i like you a lot.
i want to keep seeing the light in your eyes
and pretending to hear the words that you speak.
i'm constantly distracted by your smile.
i'll nod along until you catch on.
I had a threesome last week.
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me and give me a hug.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day)
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in
Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?
It's been a year since I've been on here and so
much has changed and i cant believe how childish and crazy i
seemed. I started to delete a few things then realized this is
all apart of my progression and its interesting to look back on
how i used to be. Moving forward I hope i continue to chnage into
a much better person for myself, my family and my future
family.<3
