Best Lovely Quotes This Week

  

      she                                                                                                                he
      writes a list                                                                                   writes a list
      of all the things                                                                     of all the things
      she hates about herself                                                   he loves about her
      in just one word                                                                  in just one word

      everything                                                                                 everything


 


*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

 

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.






'I TRUST YOU' is better compliment than 'I LOVE YOU'



because you may not always trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust.







"I always find myself caught between saying too much and not saying enough"

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
Ugly. Worthless. Pathetic. Fat. Freak. Stupid. Loser. Liar. Loveless. Empty. Die. Useless. 
Change Your Perspective
 
˙əʌıʇɔədsɹəd ɹnoʎ əƃuɐɥɔ
˙ɹəʌəlɔ ˙ʇɹɐɯs ˙ɔıʇsɐʇuɐɟ ˙puıʞ ˙ƃuıuunʇs ˙ƃuızɐɯɐ ˙ʇuɐıllıɹq ˙əlqɐɹopɐ ˙ʇəəʍs ˙ʎləʌol  ˙lnɟɹəpuoʍ  ˙ʇɔəɟɹəd   ˙lnɟıʇnɐəq


I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar
and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

What girls think guys want;
Skinny
no fat
long hair
perfect skin
thigh gap

What they REALLY want;
A great personality
fun to be with
humorous
a hard worker
a wifey type female

What Some guys may ALSO want
unfortunately these hoes apparently
big boobs
big a/ss
hourglass body

 
srry had to be realistic here**
Heyy all you lovely people! Wanna know a secret?? You guys are awesome :D
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