Macklemore Quotes

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
- Macklemore

...Look at the man in the mirror til I can learn to love him...
 
Boys, this is for you:
 
P/enis Song - Macklemore

we live on the cusp of
death thinking

that it won't be us.



 

walk up in the club like whuddup are these jokes outdated yet
 

hi, im macklemore welcome to my house, id love you give you a mackletour. please just follow me through the mackledoor. sorry its a little dirty, i havent done my macklechores yet. let me macklepour you a glass of water. like the couch? we just bought it at the macklestore. please, let me introduce you to my dad, he fought in the vietnam macklewar. wait dont leave yet you havent even seen the second macklefloor 
I got that ofg-black cadillac , midnight drive
Got that gas pedal, leaning back, taking my time
I'm blowin' thar roof off lettin in sky
I shine the city never looked so bright
Walk up in the club like
"Thanks for the ride mom"
"bye sweetie, I love you!"
"Mom I'm 24!"
*Pulls out phone*
*Sends mom text*
Text: I love you too

They call me Macklemore in math class cause I'm always like

what what what what what?

what what what what what what?

what what what what?





            love is patient,
                                                            >> love  is kind


 
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