Mario Quotes

 
Mario:OMG look luigi,

the clouds look just

like the bushes!!



Luigi:What kind

of sick world

is this!!
They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
the Mushroom Kingdom,
Hyrule,
being on a battlefield,
saving the Polaris Galaxy,
defending ManCo.,
and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.






yes, i understand their names are waluigi and wario, but i like to call them purple stretch mario and short yellow scary mario






Mario is red, Sonic is blue, Would you press select, And be my player two?

"Oh, Mario. How I wish I could

control everyone the way I can

with you..
."
-Sheldon Cooper :)

I can't help but think that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms, he would have found the right castle
rather quickly...

 

 
 
 

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DeaSou per Mar io,

Just a friendly reminder that I've wasted 
my whole life saving your chick
~Sinserelly a 30 year old man
Dont be a r@sist! Be more Mario; an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.


If Mario doesn’t end every relationship with, 
“It’s not-a-you it’s-a-me MARIO”
then he doesn’t deserve anything.



 


If mario doesn’t end every relationship with
“It’s not-a-you it’s-a-me MARIO” then he doesn’t deserve anything
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