Me playing Mario Kart by
myself:
Me: Oh look we've started.
Me: Wait, what?
Me: Who threw that red shell?
Me: I will stab your lungs.
Me: No!
Me: Oh, COME AT ME BRO'
Me: What?
Me: Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Me: Oh look, I'm dead.
Me: TOAD I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Me: Where am I?
Me: Hey, I just turned into a shooting star by falling
off a giant rainbow
Me: Peach, I swear, if you knock me of the edge
ONE MORE TIME, I will use the Imperius Curse on you and
make you drive into Toad so you can both DIE!
Me: Oh, hey mum...