Mariokart Quotes

For those of you who don't know already...
THERE IS A MARIO KART LOVE SONG AND IT'S FRIGGIN ADORABLE.

Like look it up man.

*whispers* you're welcome.
Sometimes when I walk down the hallway at school
I pretend I'm playing mario kart. Like the other grade nines are the bananas that will trip me. The grade tens are the green shells that I can dodge. The grade elevens are the red shells that hit me no matter what. The grade twelves? They are the freaking lava you can fall into and it makes you completely last. For class. Oops. Of course I'm Yoshi and yeah I rule the school. Kinda. Not really. 
This isn't Mario Kart.
This is war.
Me playing Mario Kart by myself:

Me: Oh look we've started.
Me: Wait, what?
Me: Who threw that red shell?
Me: I will stab your lungs.
Me: No!
Me: Oh, COME AT ME BRO'
Me: What?
Me: Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Me: Oh look, I'm dead.
Me: TOAD I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Me: Where am I?
Me: Hey,  I just turned into a shooting star by falling off a giant rainbow
Me: Peach, I swear, if you knock me of the edge ONE MORE TIME, I will use the Imperius Curse on you and make you drive into Toad so you can both DIE!
Me: Oh, hey mum...




Anyone else hate Princess Peach?



 

Karma  is when you throw
a banana peel
on Mario Kart
and
you run over it.





          Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
          Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play.  I have  runny nose.
          Me: *gets tissue*
          Me: *makes lemonade*
          Me: *makes sandwich*
          Me: *checks witty*
          Me: *listens to pandora*
          Me: *studies for finals*
          Me: *goes back to living room*
          Wii:  YOU LOSE
          Me: But I only got a tissue...





The scenery in Mario Kart is really nice.
But I'm a little too busy trying to ram someone off a cliff.
A haiku about Mario Kart;

Are you kidding me?!
Who the fùck threw that red shell?!
I will fùck you up!


a haiku about mario kart
are you kidding me
who the fck threw that red shell
i will fck you up


 
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