Mascara Quotes





 
you don't love her
stop lying with those words

Let boys ruin your lipstick not your mascara!

 

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it's always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUR BRAND
NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH A TOP
SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

i wish there was a way to connect your brain directly to witty so all the witty thoughts you have while standing in line for your lunch don't go to waste
someone invent an app for this please.


I'm not going to cry over you,
my mascara is too expensive


 



I'm not going to cry over you
My mascara is too expensive

 





That sexy face

YOU MAKE WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING ON MASCARA. ♥
nmf;



I'm not crying.
I'm testing how
WATERPROOF
 mymascara is.


 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
Dad: Did you do something to your eyelashes? They look more pronounced.

Me: Yeah! You know when I lie, my lashes get longer.

Dad:

Me

Dad:

Me:

Dad:
✖_✖

Me:◕ ‿ ◕
 
I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY,
WHEN THE SNOW BEGINS TO FALL.
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND,

AND YOU'VE GOT NO ONE TO CALL.
THEN I HOPE YOU REMEMBER,
THE WINTER NIGHTS SO COLD.

WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND,
AND YOU'VE GOT NO ONE TO HOLD.
I HOPE YOU GET THAT FEELING,
WHEN YOU SEE GIFTS UNDER THE TREE.
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND,

AND YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING FROM ME.
THEN I HOPE YOU GET THOSE TEARS,
ON CHRISTMAS EVE AT HOME.
WHEN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE CHRISTMASES,
YOU NEVER SPENT ALONE.  ♥

quote credit to:TheMascaraSeries
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