Math Quotes

MATH
Mental Abuse To Humans
I'm 60% smart, 70% bad at math
Me: *Walks into finals like 'what's a geometry?'*
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Trigonometry?

Ha.

No.

I'm not that Asian.


 


Teen-ag-er
a person who is better prepared for a zombie apocolapse 
than tomorrows 3rd period math test

teacher: what comes after 69?
me: mouthwash

teacher: get out.

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS


me in math: if you're having math problems, i feel bad for you son. i've got 0.999 problems but that's basically one.
Dont judge a book by its cover  My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it  I did not enjoy myself at all
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