Mathclass Quotes

teacher: what comes after 69?
me: mouthwash
teacher: get out.

me in math: if you're having math problems, i feel bad for you son. i've got 0.999 problems but that's basically one.

Math class:
Because I totally need to know what inverse variation is.

Math class today:

Mrs. Sutton: "I'm sorry Isabelle, I was to busy telling Patrick to wait after he snapped at me."

Patrick: "Well I didn't mean to its just a....a habit."

William: "A habit? Are you serious?"

Ginny: "Well he has a dog..."

Mrs. Sutton: "HEY!!!"

*Everybody laughs*

Me: Will you shut up?
Guy: Looks like somebody's on her time of month.
Me: No, I'm not.
Guy: *scoffs*
Me: *smiles sweetly*
Me: Well, if you really want to know when I get my period, I would be happy to tell you.
Guy: Oh, uh, nevermind.
Guy: That's alright.
Guy: I'll, uh, leave you alone now.
Guy: Bye.
 

So the most annoying girl ever who tried to kill me is in my math class. We are doing our work and she says, "OH MA GOD! THIS IS DAYIN MA NUT IN!" 
The quiet girl next to me goes, "Oh shut up. Your brain is the size of a nut"
Made me laugh so much. The annoying girl just stormed out of the classroom saying she is going to get me and that i should "beware." So i was like, "Bring it on nut head." It felt good saying that. 
 

one time in math class
my teacher was really p//ssed at us
and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? 
COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey
wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him
and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and
I have never laughed harder and I doubt I will ever will.

 

That one dumb a** kid in your class that never understands how to do the problems