Maths Quotes

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Counting using your fingers because
you're clearly quite the mathematical genius
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Today, I opened my window and thought: 3= 3*3*3*3=81. So, H2O is water.

Then, I understood that I was still trying to do my hw.

HATE HW AND SCHOOL!!!!
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand,
and 6 in the other. What do I have?

Student: A drinking problem.
HEY!

I wonder if I swollowed a talking calculator....

I WOULD PASS ALL MY MATHS CLASSES!!  :D

me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

I wonder when schools will realise, that:  
Teaching me when Napoleon died, and that X=Y/2^100 is not going to help me to pay the bills, do the washing, cooking or anything to do with life really...
Funny, cause I got sent to school saying I'd learn things I needed to know in life...
I told my teacher that I accidentally divided by zero and my homework exploded as an excuse for undone homework. 
I got detention. 

And at this moment, I swear I was done with maths. 
Math is like love, a word, but it can get complicated
I can remember song lyrics from
2006 but not whatever math
formula we were learning
yesterday
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