Stop complaining about being single.
We have much bigger problems
Like why the h-ll McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast past 10:30!
We have much bigger problems
Like why the h-ll McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast past 10:30!
Seriously,
is it bad that today marks a
second time teenage boys
have taken a picture of me
via the Micky D's drive-thru?
Me: Wow it's like
super slow for a Saturday there's like no one here wot is going
on
Coworker: Well,
it is sad outside. Cloudy and dreary...
Me: IT'S SADTADAY
OMG
Story Time
So I was working today and this coworker, who is fourteen, needed
to get past me, and everytime he's behind me he likes to touch my
back to kinda push to to the side or something like I dunno why and
he scared me this time, and I let out this VERRYYY SEXUAL sounding
squeal, then he told me "Never make that sound again when I touch you".
and omg oops
Going to
McDonalds
for a salad
Is like going to
A Prositute
for a hug
if you
were
a burger
at McDonalds,
you'd
be a
McGorgeous.
I wish McDonald's would spend as much money on
the quality of their food as they did on their scenery and touch
screen stuff.
