Mcdonalds Quotes


Story Time

So I recently started working at McDonald's, and the first ever
guy's order I was took, told me he wanted the Whopper burger.

I spent a few seconds trying to find it on the menu before
someone told me that Whoppers only exist at Burger King.

He did it on purpose because he could tell that I was new.





how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

 

Story time! Okay, so a week or so ago I was at mcdonalds. There was a lady in front of me who had a very big order and everything was getting mixed up. Then boy at the cash register said to the lady "Did you get your boytoy yet?" and i had to hold myself back from laughing. Then he came up to me and said "What about you, did you get your boytoy yet?" Then he winked and walked away.

me: I want to lose weight
me:l want skinny legs
me:l want a flat stomach
me:l want to be thin
me:*sees mcdonalds*
me:yolo
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So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I 
can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.




i think i'm losing my appetite.....today i was eating a mcdonalds and a chip fell on the floor..and i didn't pick it up.
DUN.DUN.DUN.
McDonald's actually serves breakfast after 10:30 if you bring a gun
Your pants say yoga,

But your butt says

McDonalds...

We can tell

the difference
Friend: I'm buying like, 5 boxes
of chicken mcnuggets for lunch.
Me: Do you know how many chickens
had to die for that?
Me: Oh wait, no chickens had to die for that.
Friend: That's awful.

McDonald's should have a 3rd window, where you give back all the wrong stuff they gave you at the 2nd window.
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