Mcdonalds Quotes

OH MY LORD GUISE
...

GUISE.

I have my first job interview on Wednesday. At McDonald's

Gee, hope I'm qaulified.

just witnessed a miracle.
McDonald's got my order right. 
Oh wait, nevermind. They forgot the fries.

 

A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.
Just think about that for a second.




that "aren't you little olfor this"
look you get when you order a happy meal at McDonalds.



 
"McDonald's pays their employee's
an un-livable wage. $7.25 an hour."

are you serious? no, seriously, are you

f.ucking seirous? That is normal; it's 
f.ucking minimum wage. Most jobs 
only pay minimum wage. I'm getting
paid $7.25 an hour working in retail,
what, is that being extremely under paid?
Like, seriously. Working at McDonalds 
isn't as bad as people love to make it
seem. At least it's a f.ucking job.
Would you rather be getting paid nothing
for loafing your burger flipping a.ss at
home all day? No? Then shut the f.uck 
up and be happy you have a godd.amn job.
If you want to be paid more, go get some 
higher education, and strive for a career;
not a job. Especially in fast food or retail,
you're just asking for the bare minumum then.

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell


well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

I just spent 7 out of my 20 dollars of birthday money on

McDonalds. 
Is it just me...
or are the workers at Mc'donalds getting ruder and ruder?

Do not make me un happy,
before eating a happy meal.
*puts a piece of lettuce on a pizza*
i'm eating healthy

 
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