Best Mcdonalds Quotes This Month

When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.
How do people approach their crush?
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra barbeque sauce at McDonalds.



how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

 






Survey time




Which one of these do you like the most ?


A) dominos
B) KFC
C) McDonalds







my doctor told me to eat more taco bell


well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant


 My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut the f
×ck up? Thanks a lot mc×sshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.  

Story Time

So I recently started working at McDonald's, and the first ever
guy's order I was took, told me he wanted the Whopper burger.

I spent a few seconds trying to find it on the menu before
someone told me that Whoppers only exist at Burger King.

He did it on purpose because he could tell that I was new.




ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25




don't associate with anyone who thinks
that they are too good for mcdonalds.



 
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