Best Mean Quotes Ever

Log in loser, 
we're going blogging

Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod* 


Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*
Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.


I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.
 
 

One Direction Insults:

Louis:
Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
Liam: I know you are but what am I!!


Person I hate: Hi!
Me: OMG GO AWAY I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE PHRASES. Like, "Hi"?? Oh my GOD, do you ever STOP?? SO annoying omFG.

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus
Buying things at the store

Clerk: Are you buying all these?
Me: No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.


NEVER 
use someone's

insecurities
against them

Me: Hey mom. Can I -
Mom: No.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Soda Can:
Pringles Guy:
Walmart:
Dinosaur:
Steve:
Me:
I was going to ask if you loved me.
Mom: Leave me alone.




REJECTED






 

People You Might Like
  • Dudu*
  • Steve
  • mariah_love1369
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
  • tornedsoul*
  • DJ*
Newest Wittians
  • bluemountainstour
  • greatoceanroadtoursaustralia
  • gnawnah
  • avouvali
  • Lindasib
  • BobbyeriStUsh
  • Lewisuhagab