A white m&m comes into a room with candy
friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation
with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white
m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over
there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m
bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK
CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE