A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
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Hermione Granger lllll
How do I begin to
describe Hermione
Granger?
Hermione Granger is
flawless.
I hear her hair's insured for 10,000
Galleons.
I
hear she does wand commercials...in Japan.
One
time, she met Viktor Krum in a library...
...and he told her she was
pretty.
Draco: One time, she punched me in the face.
Draco: ...it was awesome.
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How long can you stay on Witty without getting
bored?
Google Search I'm
Feeling Lucky
Do you mean: The limit does not exist
This one's for
the
girls and boys who have never had their first
kiss, had the chance to even say a sentence to their crushes, or
have ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend who has broken
their heart.
This one's for
the
individuals who feel left out,
alone, worthless or useless in the world.
people who are going through a problem, a
depression, whatever it may be.
This one's for
the
people who don't
realize how amazing and beautiful they are, and never will
feel good about themselves no matter how many times
they're told they are.
This one's
for the
people who are being
bullied or harrassed in any way.
This one's
for the
people who's
parents are fighting all the time, and don't have
anyone to talk to.
This
one's for the
parents who have
lost a child from any type of terrorism,
s.u.i.cide, or sickness, like
cancer.
This
one's for the
people who are
going through hunger and can't afford a home or
food.
This
one's for the
people who have ever
felt they've been personally
victimized by Regina
George.
My science teacher:
Okay, so we're going to do
a lab where you have to "bond" your element
with another classmates element.
Class:
My science teacher: Try and hook-up with
as many people in the class as you can.
Me: DON'T HOOK-UP. YOU WILL GET
PREGNANT.. AND DIE.
My science teacher: Yes.. Thank you..
a lab where you have to "bond" your element
with another classmates element.
Class:
My science teacher: Try and hook-up with
as many people in the class as you can.
Me: DON'T HOOK-UP. YOU WILL GET
PREGNANT.. AND DIE.
My science teacher: Yes.. Thank you..
