Medal Quotes

I deserve a medal for making it
through this week without stabbing
someone with a fork. 


 
I honestly don't get why people feel so special because they're 'different'.
We're all different, really. No one feels the exact same as you. We all have something unique about us. It's just how we are. I'm not saying that you aren't different, because, like I said, everyone is; it's just that being different isn't some big, huge achievement you deserve a medal for.
Pride of place goes to a medal that I won for coming third. It's not good when a guy comes first in a threesome!
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