Mermaid Quotes


                                    Down where the mermaids
                                    Pluck and play
                                    On their twangling harps
                                    In a sea-green day...

1 0 Cuppy Cuppy
poetry
The seaweed is always greener in somebody elses lake
5 0 I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
little
If your thighs touch, then you're one step closer to becoming a mermaid. Now, who's the real winner here?
12 0 KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
love
Write your secrets in the sand and trust them with a mermaid.
6 0 addy* addy*
trust

my hair is getting so long pretty soon it will cover my boobs and then i can stop wearing shirts
and become the mermaid i was always meant to be

41 0 *crybaby* *crybaby*
funny
Dont be such a guppy
1 0 Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
little



so I'm kinda annoyed about not being a mermaid guys




34 2 Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
funny
i just want to grow my hair
to the length that it covers my boobs
so i can be a mermaid!!
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!
7 3 SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
funny

Reasons to be a mermaid:

- no pants
- no periods
- perfect hair
- you can lure men to their death
- free clam bra

6 0 Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
haha
if your thighs touch
you're basically one step closer to being a mermaid
so hey
who's the real winner here
7 0 Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
funny
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