Best Metal Quotes This Week

Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never know.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.
Old McDonald had a farm
                        EIEI
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
What you said: I like metal music.
What they heard: Sometims at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have Jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hítler and Mussolini.
Panic! at the Disco seems to have a bit different
 of a music style every time a new album comes out.
I would love if their next album was
death metal and screamo

What I said: I like metal music.
What they heard: Every full moon I gather with my satanic cult in the heart of the forest and we chant in Latin while we sacrifice kittens to Satan and rock out to metal with the spirit of Hïtler.

 
You call my music demonic because you only hear the screaming. I call it life saving because I hear the meaning.




I need a guy
who’ll go to both
metal concerts
and
symphony orchestras
with me.  



 

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Not even stars
last forever.
Person: Hey, check out this band!
Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS
Popcorn? No thanks I only eat heavymetalcorn
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