Mhmm Quotes

"i love you" doesn't mean a fxcking thing if you spit it down the throat of every girl that makes you feel slightly less dead


How to kill someone: Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again, see them nearly everyday and pretend they don't exist, act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.
The thought of you loving someone else makes me sick.
I hate being that wall that you feel like you hit when you give your all.
My future spouse should know:
-I live in books
-I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
-I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
-I take horrendously long showers.
-I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
-A hug can go a long way.
-I'm as loyal as they get.
-I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
-I drink coffee all the time.
-I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
-I love surprises.
-I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
-There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
-I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."
Me: Knock, Knock

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Doctor

Friend: Doctor Who?

Me: =)
I turn 17 in 46 days and I still don't know what I wanna do for my birthday.. Any suggestions ?
i don't need you
You don't know true embarassment
until you've shot at the wrong team's basket
at a basketball game

I gave my toilet a lap dance once



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