Microwave Quotes

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

Witty-Throwbacks*
funny

stop calling yourself hot the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

Michelle Parker *
hot

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle
and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy
is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callouse and casual destruction

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*crybaby*
funny

Roses are red
Violets are black
This poem makes no sense
Microwave

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
poem

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*

Me: Hey mum what if one day we were cooking something in the microwave and it like... spit it out and started crawling everywhere and attacked us like off G-Force?
Mum:...