what my jokes have resorted to~
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool
sister: go buy me poptarts
me: *arrives with thy poptarts*
me: okay so I didn't know what flavors so I got two
sister: strawberry and cherry? I would have just pickes strawberry.
me: well, it's been awhile since you had a cherry so yknow.
#forevermentallyinmiddleschool
Cause we're
PEO
& we're PEOPLE like him
ARE THE REASON WHY
WE HAVE MIDDLE FINGERS
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text
& we're PEOPLE like him
ARE THE REASON WHY
WE HAVE MIDDLE FINGERS
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text
Middle finger in the
air.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have 5 fingers,
and the middle one is foryou
♥☺♥
(C)Karma'sAB¡tchRight
Violets are blue.
I have 5 fingers,
and the middle one is for
♥☺♥
(C)Karma'sAB¡tchRight
palm
thumb
point
middle
ring
pink
Good
Luck
DIRECTION
PROVOKE
Love
Promise
weheartit
Coding by Breeze
friend; Is your house haunted?
Me; I dont really know, but you know i actually hear footsteps up my hallway at night and the door closes by its self at night and you hear cat noises in my wardrobe then when you open it it stops and theres nothing there. But no I dont think so. Did you mum say you could stay?
Friend; Umm.. well I just realized im busy sorry.
-they leave the house-
Me; Okay -eats food casually-
Me; I dont really know, but you know i actually hear footsteps up my hallway at night and the door closes by its self at night and you hear cat noises in my wardrobe then when you open it it stops and theres nothing there. But no I dont think so. Did you mum say you could stay?
Friend; Umm.. well I just realized im busy sorry.
-they leave the house-
Me; Okay -eats food casually-
middle school is just
like elementary school but instead you can swear and nobody gives
a s.hit
