Best Mileycyrus Quotes This Month

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa






 

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.

I wonder how roxy would feel about this.




 

Atleast Robby Ray still has Jackson. 

If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch,  and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don't think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive as he sings a song about the "blurred" lines of consent and propagating r.ape culture, then you may want to reevaluate your acceptance of double standards and your belief in stereotypes about how men vs. women "should" and are "allowed" to behave.

What does Miley Cyrus eat for
Thanksgiving?





Twerkey.
 

Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

Everybody knows the bones,
Just had to find a way
Everybody know what I'm talking 'bout,
That's how I'll get an "A"
My body's many parts
And this is where it starts
phalanges I have ten,
And Metatarsals then
I got some tarsals too,
I'll put them in my shoes
The Fibula is next,
According to my text
Then comes the tibia,
That ain't no fibia
And now I'm up to my knee
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Thats the petela to me
We're doin' the bone dance
We study the answers
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
Ya dance and you'll learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect

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If Justin Bieber
And Miley Cyrus
Were drowning
And you only had time to save one of them
What kind of sandwich would you make?