Minecraft Quotes

I just got a Minecraft card code for free! :D http://linkbitty.com/WdkwC
Sometimes I pretend to be and Enderman... I pick up random things and make sure no one looks at me.
Lololol who am I kidding I don't have to make sure, no one looks at me anyway.
Yo mama so stupid.. It took her two minutes to cook
minute rice.
-Ssundee 2014

Yesterday, my little brother made up a WWII themed parody of Minecraft. He called it Meincraft.

So my friend (no not my boyfriend get your mind out of the drain) is like 'Hey I think you'd love minecraft.' He downloads it for me and I play it... two minutes later I'm like 'WTF I hate minecraft'

so I was playing minecraft and I forgot that I had a Nicholas Cage teXTURE PACK AND WHEN IT STARTED RAINING I SCREAMED.
Does anybody have a minecraft account? We could hit up a hunger games server... or go trolling....

please.....
._.
Does anybody have a minecraft account? We could hit up a hunger games server... or go trolling....

please.....
._.
Life is like minecraft.
Don't waste your diamonds on a ho.
I just got addicted to minecraft last night...
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