Minions Quotes

I may or may not be watching the Minion Movie again...

Thanks for the advice, but what I really need are minions and more hours in a day.

I want to be a minion
because then no one notices 
that I'm super awkward and
everyone would think I'm cute

boys are so annoying, why can't we just replace them with minions instead

HONK IF YOU <3 MINIONS

English : Hello !
Minions : Bello !
English: Goodbye
Minions: Poopaye
English: Thank you
Minions: Tank yu 

"Hey, remember when you had a crush on....."
Me: BEE-DO-BEE-DO-BEE-DO!!!

                                            Keep Calm
                                          and sing the 
                                     Banana and potato
                                                 song.

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOE -Minion.

My sister thinks that Minions (from Despicable Me) are actually a banana expirament gone wrong...
Because the Minions are obsessed with Bananas...
It strangely makes sense