Misunderstanding Quotes

I forgive you for not forgiving me!
We're all islands shouting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.










Living is easy with your eyes closed,
misunderstanding everything you see.
 
 







I'm confused -
not a misunderstanding confused,
not a complicated math problem confused,
not hearing someone speak a different language confused,
but confused with myself.
Confused that I don't know what I want to be.
Confused that I'm expected to know at only seventeen.
Confused about life.
 

 
The awkward moment when
you say something sarcastically but people think you're being serious.


The problem is , I do care...


Me: I had a drem last night with this hot guy in it. I just don't remember what it was. 
Friend: Well either way it must have been good right?
Me: He could have been dead for all I know. 
Friend: At least you still have the body. 
Me: Ewww.
Friend: OH GOD NOO. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
How else do you mean something like that? 
ME: *Playing with my frinds basket ball. 
Friend wakes up. 
ME: Here you go. I was just caressing your ball. 
Sis: Uhhh...
ME: NOOOOO. I didn't mean it that way.....


I just overheard someone say, "I live in fear."

I'm pretty sure you live in America, sweetheart. 









Me: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
Friend: What?
Me: I got a quote on Top Today/Popular!
Friend: OMG really? Which one? Which page?
Me: Page 100.





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