Mmmm Quotes

Me: By the way, Dad, we're out of creamer.
Dad: Already?
Me: Yeah...but there wasn't that much to begin with.
Dad: Good, 'cause that's why I bought extra. *Pulls out box of single-serve coffee creamers*

This is why we get along so well.



S O M E T I M E S , 
                                   
WAITING FOR EVERYTHING TO BE OKAY, DOESN'T WORK.

Sometimes, things won't be okay over time
without doing something to make it okay.
I'm just too emotionall drained to make
anything okay anymore, but when I used
to try, all I ever did was fail.
So tell me what I do next?



H A V I N G    T O    L I E 
                                   
TO EVERY PERSON WHO ASKS IF IM OKAY.

gets old after awhile. 




 H A V I N G   N O   F R I E  ND S  
                                   
TO TURN TO WHEN YOUR LIFE SEEMS TO BE
at its worst,
is honestly the worst feeling in the world.



Wake up. Smell the breakup.
Fix my hair. Put on my makeup.
Another mess I didn't plan.

I'll be okay, is that what you want me to say?


IT'S CALLED BREAKUP CAUSE

...it's broken.

No, wasn'looking

when I met you. But for some odd reason,

you're everything

see

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

Now... where did I put my soul ?^:-/



Who needs gender rolls when we have pizza rolls?


 
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