Modern greeting
cards:
• “Sorry
I went on your facebook and said you love d.icks”
• “I’m
worried you’re too into the harlem shake”
• “My
condolences for your computer’s hard drive failure
• “Can
you buy these dr.ugs
off me”
• “Sorry
for beating da p.ussy
up so bad last night”
• “Congratulations
on getting 1,000+ notes on your selfie"