Best Mom Quotes This Month

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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Hale_Storm18
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whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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Regular Moms': If my daughter gets a C or a D for school, she will get grounded for a month.

My Mom: If my daughter ever gets a B, she will be kicked out of my house. No food, no clothes. Homeless. So she learn next time not to get a B in my house.

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school

Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: That I hate everyone more than I thought

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Hale_Storm18
school

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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Guest: where's your daughter?
Mom: one moment please.
Mom: *goes to shut off wifi*
Mom: *brings out a jar of nutella*
*2 seconds later*
Me: *comes running down stares*
Mom: there she is!!!!

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Living_Life_Freely
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I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

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Hale_Storm18
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i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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Every mother on Earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom,
she gave birth to a legend. Congrats mom.

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Hale_Storm18
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my mom four hours ago: we're only going to be here for 15 minutes.

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