Momjokes Quotes

So today I was talking to my friend about something.
Another person, mishearing,
came into our conversation and said,
"Who's hanging out with my dad?"
Without a beat, my friend turns,
Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
"Your mom."
And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
I have ever heard.

 
me: im such a rebel, I brushed my teeth THEN I ate my chocolate chip cookies fuc* u mom
mom: 
What the fuc* did you just say, go brush those god damn teeth again
me:  But, ma..
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