Best Monsters Quotes This Week

We stoppelooking for monsters under our bed ,

BEACAUSE WE ||REALIZED ||THEYRE INSIDE OF U S .





          Last night I was babysitting a 4 year old
          Boy: Charlie I can't sleep.
          Me: Why not?
          Boy: There are monsters under my bed and they're gonna eat me.
          Me: No they aren't.  Monsters only eat scared kids.
          Boy: *gasp*
          Me: What.  You aren't scared are you?
          Boy: *nods head*
          Me: Well just don't be scared.  Be strong and know that you can fight the monster.
          Boy: But then he'll eat me.
          Me: But if you aren't scared, he can't eat you.


He fell asleep in 5 minutes



Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
Monsters breathe too.











             scoóby-dotaughus
                                        THAT THE REAL      MONSTERS ARE HUMAN.    




 

The Awkward Moment
When you go into your wardrobe
looking for 
Narnia
but find
Monsters Inc.
Instead.

 

Scooby Doo taught us that
the real monsters are
humans. . . and if that isn't
deep, I don't know what is
.

 

The monsters in my head
are scared of love

 

we promiseouparents
 
thawwoulnevebefriend thtype

o f  m o n s t e r s 

THAWHAVSOMEHOBECOME.

 







monsters don't sleep under your bed,
they sleep inside your head  





 


 

all monsters are human


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