Last night I was
babysitting a 4 year old
Boy:
Charlie I can't sleep.
Me: Why
not?
Boy: There
are monsters under my bed and they're gonna eat me.
Me: No
they aren't. Monsters only eat scared kids.
Boy:
*gasp*
Me: What.
You aren't scared are you?
Boy: *nods
head*
Me: Well
just don't be scared. Be strong and know that you can
fight the monster.
Boy: But
then he'll eat me.
Me: But if
you aren't scared, he can't eat you.
He fell asleep in 5 minutes